From the gourmet to the gauche, these mixed drinks guarantee a smashing time.
Even savvy drinkers are no match for a cocktail that means business, one that transforms us from bon vivant to belligerent hobo: the homemade hurricane, the double-gin martini, the Night of Thirteen Margaritas. We swear off such boozy debauchery the next day, but when it comes time to cut loose once again, we inevitably forget all about the head-pounding aftermath and go straight for the gold — that candylike cocktail packed with a dizzying array of liquors. In the spirit of revelry (it’s the holiday season, after all) and experimentation, we’ve surveyed the world’s most powerful cocktails. From the gourmet to the gauche, our seven top picks will leave you spinning.
TASTE THE RAINBOW

This concoction is delish, pure and simple. It tastes like you’re sipping Skittles! The cherry flavor brings a sweet tartness to the palate. The purple is moodily figlike. The yellow is brisk and citrusy. The green has a nice grassy top note. And by the time you get to orange, well, you’ve decided it’s time you remixed Radiohead’s In Rainbows with the soundtrack of The Wizard of Oz and became the next Danger Mouse! This is a bad idea.
See the Taste the Rainbow recipe
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OAXACA OLD-FASHIONED

Created at Death & Co., New York City’s pioneering mixology den, the Oaxaca Old-Fashioned is the sophisticate’s route to getting hammered. The bitters, agave nectar, and citrus twist provide a smoky, lightly nuanced flavor, while the reposado and mescal (which are made of 100 percent agave) quietly wreak south-of-the-border havoc.
See the Oaxaca Old-Fashioned recipe
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AUNT ROBERTA

We’re not kidding around here — this cocktail has eight and a half shots in it, including the hallucinogen absinthe. The history of the Aunt Roberta is a bit murky, but apparently it was invented in the 1800s by a prostitute bootlegger who was responsible for more than a few untimely deaths. Now that absinthe is legal and regulated, you can imbibe without fear. Sort of.
See the Aunt Roberta recipe
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LONG ISLAND ICED TEA

The go-to beverage for brawny East Coasters and aging frat boys, the Long Island Iced Tea is bound to start trouble. Fights break out, unfortunate hookups occur, lower back tattoos are commissioned. The upside: One’s tolerance for and enjoyment of bad house music will dramatically improve.
See the Long Island Iced Tea recipe
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EVERCLEAR MARTINI

You might want to reconsider that Mad Men-style cigarette with your drink – at 190 proof, this cocktail is actually flammable.
See the Everclear Martini recipe
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ZOMBIE

The Zombie was created in New York City for the 1939 World’s Fair and gained acclaim during the tiki bar craze of the 1950s and ’60s. But don’t let its cheery garnishes fool you — what seems to be just another mellow umbrella drink has the sugar content and rum-brandy-vodka combo guaranteed to hit you with a tidal wave of booziness. Bottoms up!
See the Zombie recipe
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BALTIMORE ZOO

We feel a little bad for the PR team at the Baltimore Zoo, because this drink evokes neither the solemn dignity of the rare white rhino nor the feral grace of the African lion. The Chambord does a decent job of masking the staggering volume of competing liquors while the “full beer” kicker will send you to the proverbial monkey house.
See the Baltimore Zoo recipe
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